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:: 1.14.2002 ::
crunk-phonic
a list of probable approximations for everything up until this point.
number of black eyes from fights with my brother: 0
number of ciggerettes smoked: 31,098...very accurate
shoes bought in the past 12 months: 0
pints consumed in 6 month period: 310.25
cost to pocket (includes tips): $1,334.075
drunk girls hit on in said time: 14
days lived: 8,332
credit cards maxed out: 2
hours worked, lifetime: 43,464 (1,811 days)
unpaid parking tickets in nyc: 9
pro baseball games witnessed: 27
vinyl records owned: 63
record players owned: 0
car accidents: 4
car accidents that were my fault: 4
:: oliver 12:03:00 PM [+] ::
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